more scoring seven years ago plus some
more years
i was the first american president to
have a beard they carved my face in the
side of a mountain
i'm not a crook i steal from the richard
give to the poor no no no that's all
wrong
ah come on mr small this play needs more
action i mean what do you think an
audience would rather watch
a load of people going or me going it
belongs in a museum
that's my secret i'm always angry
and then i kissed the girl no come on
this place stinks i mean darwin doesn't
even have a roll
sure i do if i don't flick this switch
nobody will be able to see the play
dude you know when people say i could do
that job with my little finger in your
case that's actually true but i only
have one finger
gumball if you want to be involved in
the play just audition properly like
everyone else
i'm a serious actor i don't audition
fine just leave me your headshot and go
oh you want a headshot how's this for a
headshot
so sorry i was aiming at the headshot i
didn't mean it
wait wait i know how to fix this and
scene right joseph you'll be more
careful next time
watterson
in detention for the rest of the month
what banana joe just got a slap on the
wrist for what he did
banana joe was running through the hall
you shot an arrow into a teacher's head
okay you're making it sound bad but it
was just an accident here
let me show you so let's say the desk is
the stage and i'm the coffee cup mr
smells the gross portrait of mississippi
and he was holding this bunch of
headshots which are these sticky notes
here and i add my bow and arrow like
this elastic band and paperclip
let's make it three months detention
dude i swear
sometimes i think the whole world is
against me
[Laughter]
oh i don't know sometimes it feels like
maybe it's kind of because you're a
little us treated cheated out of things
i deserved
unjustifiably shunned i was kind of
going more for a weeping sort of
annoyance
hey back off there my chips
dude i think i just understood why
things never go my way ah
finally there's a secret society at
school i'm sorry what
dude think about it i didn't get into
the school play but
some people did joe got away with murder
when i got punished for almost nothing
and now this i thought for a second it
might be my fault but the evidence is
overwhelming
there was a secret society in this
school a corrupt circuit promoting
inequality a disgusting organization
encouraging injustice and elitism
and i went in look around
they're everywhere what lockers no
there's secret signs
signs you see on doors doors you can
never open
see no
fair enough let's try secret handshakes
first secret handshake
principal brown i just wanted to say
sorry i hope we can come to a new
understanding
okay
no i think i need to wash my hand
allow me to help
dude if there was a secret society they
wouldn't write a book about
we're not here to read my naive friend
we're here to open the door to their
secret lair
sure or is it oh wait that didn't come
out right can you say something like
there is no secret passage detective
waterson this is ridiculous
and then i go oh pull the book
and now all i have to do is rotate this
shelf
okay this is probably the moment to not
do whatever it is you're going to do
next or
is it
it's got to be here oh here yeah
a secret lever
oh here's the door i was looking for
oh sorry