oh
richard honey if it's pretty much all
you do you need to watch the way you sit
you should have a straight back and your
knees at a 90 degree angle it's
important for your legs and hips to be
in the correct position
still some kind of improvement i guess
dude that's it
maybe all it takes is for us to change
position a little
do you feel anything no how about now no
maybe a little shame no no no no
no no how's that look what
maybe what we really need is please
don't say it
i have to please don't i have to
otherwise you won't actually know what i
mean i already know what you're gonna
say
you mean we thought that we would always
be
by each other there was nothing that
we ever felt we had to hide
but now the silence has cast a chasm
between them they said nothing lasts
forever
i never thought
foreign
oh
and now you're gone i'm all alone
and singing on my own
okay to find him we just have to think
like him okay i'm thinking i love my dad
so i'm thinking he deserves a treat a
sandwich and a backup sandwich with
pickles and mayo and chips on the side
dang damn it stop thinking about
sandwiches how does that kid get
anything done oh
look darwin would have stopped to pet
this kitten and if he was petting a
kitten that would get him thinking about
other soft things which would have made
him think about
clouds which would have made him look up
and see that billboard had for
undergarments for elderly women
which would have embarrassed him so he
would have turned this way what trust me
what are you counting the number of
seconds darwin would have held his
breath as he walked past that hot dog
stand because he thinks breathing in the
smell of stealing if you don't pay for
it
38 39 he would have gotten woozy at this
point and needed some fresh air uh this
way
yes he'd have walked past this and heard
the music but he wouldn't have been able
to resist doing his little dance
oh he always ends with a cranking turn
which would have ended up with him
facing this way
of course an abandoned shoe that would
have made him think of souls and what
music do you need soul for it that's
right blue's music but darwin doesn't
like blues he likes yodeling and where
did yodling come from switzerland and
what are the swiss famous for cheese and
swiss cheeses full of holes and what
else has holes in it lots of bad tv
shows that use hack writing to resolve
an important bit of action and where do
these shows belong
i think i know what happened darwin we
know each other so well we don't even
need to talk anymore
really what am i thinking right now
you're thinking
please remove your knee from my crotch
it's true
[Laughter]
no but really please move it